A seamless transition from geekprat to geektennis prat in 14 days. The water diluted his soul, fuck all else. Filtered through six layers of volcanic rock to give deep hydration..read Bad Science by Ben Goldacre to fix that little spurious and entirely impossible feat..maybe if we rip out the intestines of Gillian Mckeith for a day and use that as a non-permeable water hose and feed that deep into the adverting thinktanks bodies at the same time they may gain think of something different to say about "water??" than the same old baseless outpourings that adverts of this type always say. Same with all these health promoting adverts, a yakult a day helps your body and protects..blah blah..no it doesn't, if you have the good bacteria, you just got it, having more doesn't make you healthier or unhealthier, it just allows your body to..well...do what its meant to and does pretty well without yakult..shit, you can drink a bottle of vodders a day for about a decade before your liver kicks it..dont listen, dont take it in. All adverts are a lie. And as for adverts aimed at women with the "added fruit extracts for improved split ends developed in our hair laboratory...oh fuck this, i could go on for hours..as Bill Hicks said, if you work in Marketing or Avertising, do us a favour and kill yourself, dont question it, suck a tailpipe and kill yourself, seriously..."and as for Kellogs making your kid 12 percent happier on a morning, what is this measure of happiness they use to gauge happiness to a precise degree of 12 percent" (sic) Ben Goldacre speaking on Screenwipe. Volvic Man, you can fuck off, and i dont think im being cheeky in asking for that.
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